So sorry baby didn’t see that bus
If I don’t make it don’t raise no fuss
And if my heart decides to bust
Please don’t feel like we been cussed 

‘Cause there’s 57 flavors of shit gone wrong
57 flavors of shit gone wrong
57 flavors of shit gone wrong
Too damn many for one damn song

Promised not to sleep by the railroad track
If the L&N jumps I ain’t coming back
And yeah I sure do love my hooch
So I think I screwed my liver’s pooch

There’s 57 flavors of shit gone wrong
57 flavors of shit gone wrong
57 flavors of shit gone wrong
Too damn many for one damn song

 Life’s too short of crying
And stranger than a platypus
So just keep on trying
There ain’t no medals for being a wuss

Cancer, chilblains, lung disease
People get killed by falling trees
Monkey see, money do
Money business will end you

 ‘Cause there’s 57 flavors of shit gone wrong
57 flavors of shit gone wrong
57 flavors of shit gone wrong
Too damn many for one damn song